Friday, June 13, 2008


AAMP -- Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
Agency -- A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
Amazon --A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP -- Asian Massage Parlor
Analinus -- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Anal Rimming -- Oral stimulation of anus.
Anti-Sex Pervert -- These are the "real" perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.
AR -- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Around the world -- Anilingus and Fellatio.
Asian -- Refers to Anal Rimming
Asian Cowgirl -- Girl on top, squatting.
ASP == Adult Service Provider
ASP -- newsgroup
ATF -- All Time Favorite
ATM -- Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo -- Menstruation

Babyback -- Petite, young, attractive Asian.
Bait and Switch -- Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
Baja Sur Genitals-- From the spanish "the low south".
Balloons -- Breast implants.
Bareback -- Without condom.
Barracuda -- A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
Batin -- (Malaysia) Groin massage, but sometimes means Handjob.
BBBJ -- Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC --Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS -- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF --Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS --Bare Back Full Service (sex)
BBS ----Barber Shop
BBW --Big Beautiful Woman
BCD --Behind Closed Doors
BDSM --Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
Beret --A condom.
Beso ------Negro Anal Rimming
BF ---Boy Friend
BFE --Boy Friend Sxperience
Birdwatching ------BBBJTCWS
BJ --Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
Blackhole --Anus.
BLS -----Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill --Viagra
Blue Steel --Viagra
Brown Shower --Defecation on your partner.
BS --Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
BSD --Big Swinging Dick
BSW --Black Street Walker
BTW --By the Way
Butterface --Everything looks good, but her face

Call Girl --Outcall provider, usually implies agency.
Cash and Dash-- ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ =Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC ==Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)
CC ==Credit Card
CC ==Rider Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD ==Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CDS ==Covered Doggy Style
CFS ==Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG ==Club Girls
CG ==Call Girls
CH ==Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
Chump ==A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!
CIM ==Cum in Mouth
Civilian ==A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
CIS ==Confederation of Independent States (former Soviet Republics)
CL --Craig's List, a popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
Clockwatcher A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
CMD== Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)
CMT ==Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
COF ==Cum on Face
Collar and Cuffs match==Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
Commercial Company ==Prostitution
Completion Orgasm. ==e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
Cover =Condom
Covered Various measures,== such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)
Cowgirl --CG, girl on top facing you.
Craigslist ==A popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
Crime scene action ==Sexual activity during her period.
Cruising ==Looking for prostitutes while driving.
Cups of Coffee== Releases

Dance and Dash ==A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
Date =A session with a prostitute.
Date ==A man who patronizes prostitutes.
DATO== Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY ==Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE== Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDF== Drug and Disease Free
DDG== Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP ==Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
Deep Throat ==Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
Defender ==A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
Delta Omega Gamma ==DOG.
Deposit ==A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE== Dead Fish Experience
DFK== Deep French Kissing
DIY =big_smileo It Yourself (masturbation)
Doggie ==Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
Doggie Style =Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
Donation ==Payment to a provider
Doubles ==A threesome with two girls and you
DP ==Double Penetration
DP ==Digital penetration
DSL== Dick Sucking Lips
DT ==Dining at the Toes
DT ==Deep Throat

ECR ==El Camino Real
Ed Zachary disease ==A woman with an unattractive face.
Ellie ==LE,== Law Enforcement
English ==Spanking, etc.
Enhancements ==Breast implants.
Envelope ==Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
EOM ==End Of Message
Escort =====A woman who is paid for her companionship.
Expats ==Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries.

Face painting ==Man ejaculates on woman's face.
Facial ==Cumming on partner's face
FBSM ==Full Body Sensual Massage
FFF ===Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"
FIV == Finger In Vagina
Five-O== A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJ ==Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FKK== Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
Flake, ==Flaky Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOB ==Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU ==Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOTC== Fuck of the century.
FOV ==Finger Outside Vagina
FR ==Field Report
French ==Oral sex on either party.
French ==Kissing Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
French Without Oral ==sex without condom
FS ==Full Service (complete sex)
Full meal deal== Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion.
Full Service== Intercourse
FUTB ==Finger Up The Butt

Get Comfortable ==Get completely naked.
GFE ==Girl Friend Experience
Glove== Condom
GND =====Girl Next Door
Golden Shower== Urinating on your partner, urine play.
Greek ==Anal sex
GS== Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM ==G-Spot Massage

Half and Half ==Oral sex followed by intercourse.
Hardwood Floors== Clean shaven pussy.
Hat ==Condom
Herb Friendly== Is amenable to marijuana use.
Hidden Charges ==A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
Hindu Massage== (Argentina) The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
HJ ==Hand Job
HM ==High Mileage
HME== Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
Hobby, ==The The patronizing of prostitutes.
Hobbyist ==A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Hooker ==Prostitute.
Hostess Club ==A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR ==Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW== Hispanic Street Walker
HWP== Height and Weight Proportionate

IMHO ==In My Humble Opinion
Incall ==You meet the girl at their place.
Independent, ==Indie An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
Interpreter ==Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
IPO ==Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISO ==In Search Of
Italian ==Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.

Jack Shack ==Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Jimmy Hat== A condom
John== A man who patronizes prostitutes.

KTV ==Karaoke TV

Lapdog ==Person who worships providers to excess.
L/A/S== Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip ==Description of pubic hair
LBFM== Little Brown Fucking Machine
LCN== Latin Chica Network (The chica's mental telepathy network system, which is faster than any electronic network could ever be, although the data does experience major corruption issues during transmissions)
LE== Law Enforcement
LEO ==Law Enforcement Officer
LFK ==Light Face Kissing
Little Blue Helper ==Viagra
Little Blue Pill== Viagra
LK ==Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP ==Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL ==Laugh Out Loud
LOS ==Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards== Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LT== Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR ==Long Term Relationship

Madame ==Proprietress of an agency.
Mall, Escort Mall== A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
Mamasan== Female manager of a massage parlor.
Man in a boat==, little man in a boat Clitoris
MBR== Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
Mediterranean== Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."
Merkin ==Pubic hair wig.
MG ==Massage Girl
MIB ==Man in blue, law enforcement officer.
Mileage== A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MILF ==Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Mish ==Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
Missionary== Man on top, girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF ==Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF = male, female, female.
Mohawk== A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
MP ==Massage Parlor
MP ==Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MPA ==Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG== Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
Multiple Pops ==She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

Newbie ==A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
NGO== Non-Government Organization
NGP ==Non Genuine Photos
Nooner ==A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
No-Show ==Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
No-Touch= No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NQBC ==Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS== Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS== Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NSA== No Strings Attached.

O, Os ==Orgasm, orgasms.
Off-the-clock ==Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
OTOH== On the Other Hand
Outcall ==the girl comes to your place.
Out, Outed ==Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.
OWO ==Oral WithOut a condom
OWOTC ===Oral Without Condom To Completion

P4P ==Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex.
Party Hat ==Condom
Pearl Necklace== Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
Papasan ==Male manager of a massage parlor.
Pimp ==A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
PIV =Penis in Vagina
PL ==Pathetic Loser
PM ==Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.
PO ==Phone Operator
Pooner ==A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
Pops, ==multiple She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
POS ==Pussy on the Side
PRC ==Women from the People's Republic of China
Provider ==Prostitute
PS== Private Show (Dance)
PSE ==Porn Star Experience
Punter ==British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.
PV ==Private Viewing (Dance)

RA ==Relaxation Assistant
Raincoat ==Condom
RCA ==Reverse Cowgirl Anal
REQ ===Request - Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a request for information.
REV ==Review - Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.
Reverse Cowgirl Girl== on top facing away.
Reverse Half and Half ==Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
Reverse Massage== You massage her.
Review ==A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude and service.
Reverse Oral ==The client performs oral sex on the provider.
Rimming ==Analingus
RMP ==Russian Massage Parlor
ROB ==Rip Off B i t c h
ROFLMAO ==Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
Roman ==An orgy situation.
Roman ==Shower Vomit play.
RTFF ==Read the Fucking Forum
Russian== Penis between breasts
Russian In Australia==: Short sex session, aka a "Quickie"

Safe== Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
San Juan Capistrano ==BBBJTC and she swallows.
Sandbag, Sandbagger ==A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
Sans Without. ==e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
SC ==Strip Club
Scat ==Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening== A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self-post ==A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
Self-Service== Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
Sensual Massage ==Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Session ==Paid time spent with a provider.
Sex Worker ==Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
SFH ====Sex for hire.
SG =Street Girls
Shemale ===Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill== An insider posing as a satisfied customer.
Shill ==A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
Shots on goal==Shot On Goal (one release)
Sixty Nine, 69 ==Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
Slam, Slammed== An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
SO ==Significant Other
SOF== Shit on Floor
SOG ==Shot On Goal (one release)
Soixante neuf 69: ==Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
SOMF== Sat On My Face
SOP ==Standard Operating Procedure
South of the Border ==Gential Region
Southern France ==BBBJ
SP ==Service Provider
Spanish ATM==[/blue][/b] Ass to Mouth
Spanish In Australia:== Penis between breasts
Spinner== Very petite, thin girl.
Squirting, Squirter== Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRS ==Sexual reassignment surgery
ST ==Short Time
STD ==Sexually Transmitted Disease
Sting== A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
STR ==Short Term Relationship
Street action== Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
Stroll ==Path frequented by street walkers.
Summer Teeth == Her teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, ==Sunny Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)
SW ==Street Walker
SW ==Sex Worker
Sybian== A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

Take care of business ==Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"
TAMP ==Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
Teabag ==Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth.
TG ==Transgender
TGTBT ==Too Good To Be True
Throne Job ==Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping required ==Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TJ ==Tijuana
TLN ==Toda La Noche ("All the Night" in Spanish)
TOFTT ==Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
Took one for the team A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the com***ity (the team) from making the same mistake.
TOS== Take Out Service
Tossing Salad ==analingus
TP ==Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place
Translation,== translator Condom i.e. "She spoke fluent french without a translator" = BBBJ
Tri-F== A devotee to the "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them" strategy
Trick== A sex act for money.
Trick== A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Troll ==Rude and hideous PL
Trolling ==Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.
Trolling ==The act of driving around looking for a prostitute.
TS== Transexual
Tuft ==Description of pubic hair.
TUMA ==Tongue Up My Ass
Turn== tricks Prostitution
TV ==Transvestite
TVSW T==ransvestite Street Walker
Two Call System== For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

Umbrella== Condom.
Uncovered ==Without a condom.

VFM ==Value For Money.

WAH== From Wahei: peaceful, harmonious and calm (Japanese)
WAH ==Wild Ass Humping
Water Sports== Urination play.
Weeklies ==Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.
WF== Wild Fuck
WG== Working girl. A prostitute.
White Knight== A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
With condom (e.g. French with =CBJ)
WL ==Working Lady
Working girl ==A prostitute.
WSW== White Street Walker
WTF== What the fuck?

XOXO== Kisses & Hugs

YMMV ==Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)
YMMV ==Girl A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.

1/2 and 1/2 Half and half,== oral sex + full service
411== Seeking information.
420== 4:20 AKA marijuana
69 ==Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time.